Oh man, this was funny. I picked up some computer components, and there was a bonus package containing a keyboard, mouse and speakers.
Includes gems like:
You are a Manager & our products is your best assistant. A totally new idea of....
Use [keyboard] your emotion will be like a runner.
With [mouse] Original surfing is between your finger...
And the ultimate:
Yes! I'm MANAGER You Too!
No, I'm certainly not concerned about the quality of the components... *grin*