We all have talents.
There's this guy at the office who is like Red from the Shawshank Redemption. He's the guy who can get stuff. If you need to find anything, or you need to get a deal on something, contact him.
Seriously, he can get anything. Odd batteries? Done. Mario Kart or Wii accessories? No problem. Deals on paper towels? Probably.
His e-mail is... nah, I can't do that to him.