Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Superdad? Not hardly.

We're in Metrotown the other day. Saturday. There was seriously no good reason to be there. The stores there are lame. It's so busy that you can't take more than a single step forward in any one direction.

I'm pushing Baby T in the new stroller that we have, weaving around and bumping into people. They all give me a look like I'm really in the way. I'm not feeling particularily welcome at this point.

We head over to Superstore. It's even busier there, especially by the checkouts. No one will let me past, so I'm an aisle behind the rest of the family. That's ok, no big deal, I try to be patient.

That's when the little one starts to cry. I mean seriously cry, crying like it is the end of the world. For a seven-week old baby, he does a really great job. It feels like it's echoing through the entire mall. I start to feel embarrassed and then I realize that it's acting like a siren.

People are moving out of my way, and smiling at me. They're pulling over and letting me past, giving me this little sympathetic nod and smile - "look at that great dad there pushing his kid in the stroller". Interesting.

Read this on the "Sweet Juniper" blog:
There is a fundamental unfairness to the way men are treated with their children in public compared to women. A man carrying a screaming infant while dragging a toddler ... well he's "such a good dad."

Mothers, I've learned from floor polish commercials, have to give 100 percent. Fatherhood is not unlike the Special Olympics. Sometimes you get a medal just for showing up.
Hilarious.

Friday, May 02, 2008

JRo Cherry Blossom Haiku

JRo the snake lady (more on that another time) spouted off this poetic nugget:

Cherry Blossoms
My belly hurts; pants tight
Where's the bathroom?

Aren't we classy?

T

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Jro Trip Log - Polar Bears and Monkey Butlers

Another small update.

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Well, we'll be on our way home soon. We didn't have much time to send you updates. The time in the resort area was great, but the last day of the jungle was a bit frustrating. So I have to say I'm a bit angry. We spent four hours that day trying to find a monkey butler for Ryan.

Saw a bunch more scary birds and a polar bear. That was a bit odd.

Finally after one our hikes we came across a little metal hatch with the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42 written on it. Inside was a nice little cabana where we sipped drinks and spent our last day in the jungle with a guy named Ben.

Ryan's glad we didn't travel to Congo.

So the resort has been nice and relaxing. The people here are amazingly nice; I feel like royalty. Can't wait to get home and show off my large slideshow to everyone that will listen.

Hey, e-mail me back quick.. can one of you guys arrange for a ride from the airport? We're on an Oceanic flight, 815 I think. We'll be getting in at 4:23 or so, depending on delays.

J&R

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T

Monday, April 21, 2008

Jro Trip Log - Day Seven

Apparently the tribespeople are letting Jro and Rro access the Internet more frequently. I have another (real) update from them.

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We are now in San Ignacia and going to go do the ruins tomorrow. I love it here the people are sooooo friendly friendlier than anywhere i have been before.

Yesterday Ryan and I did the cave drop tour where we hiked in the jungle for 2 hours and then repelled 300 ft in to a giant cave hole - it was crazy and i have never sweat more in my life!

Anyway love you all - it is awesome everywhere here have internet and so Ryan checks the hockey scores and I email you all quickly.

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Best of luck sis!

Jro Trip Log - Day Six

Got another update from the sister. Yay!

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This place is amazing! There are lots of monkeys and we are staying in the cutest little cabana. No major bug or snake problems so that is good.

We went on our first tour today which was to hike for 30 minutes in the jungle and then hike 1 1/2 thru caves to get to the series of 6 waterfalls that we repel up and then on the way back down we jump off! Some were like 15-20 feet high and then we hike it all back out again. Long day but it rocked!

Anyway we were just thinking of everyone wishing you were all here with us.

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Sounds awesome. I have a feeling that she wrote this under duress though, perhaps being pressured by the monkeys and snakes that run the place. Note the use of the Americanized 'thru' instead of the proper 'through'. Something is afoot here. Watch for later updates.

Jro Trip Log - No word

No word from J and Rro. Kinda hoping that the sis hasn't been eaten by a jaguar.

Word has it that they are having fun, although they now know a bit too
much about the early morning mating habits of tree monkeys.

Eww.